Liberals are Spin Artists!

I am beginning to understand the art of liberal spin!

First, lets take the Global Warming issue! 10 years ago Al Gore and his cronies were yelling at the top of their lungs... the world is going to catch on fire! If you live in Michigan don't buy a new winter coat because within 10 years you won't need it!

I Live in Ohio! I have never seen a colder winter.

I also resently visited the Ocean! An area I visited when I was a child (45 years ago) and the level of the ocean was exactly as it was then! The same tidal pools, rocks, jetties, etc! The ocean hasn't gone up even an inch!

Three years ago... it was, "The Warming trend is taking a break" ... which really meant the current figures don't fit our phony graphs!

Now... We are hearing "Well, Global Warming really means that the winters will become longer and colder and the summers Longer and Hotter!" Right!

Now... lets examine Obama and his Job Growth Plan! At first he is going to wave his magic wand and create 1 million new jobs within months! Then the number raced to 2 million a couple of weeks later! We gave Obama a couple of more weeks and his retoric grew by another million jobs! Then 4 million by the end of 2009!

Today... he is quoted as saying his recovery plan would "save or create more than three million new jobs over the next few years."

SO NOW he has totally covered all his bets! He is going to SAVE or CREATE Jobs and the time table has been pushed out THREE YEARS! Hummmm lets see... saving a dollar isn't anything like earning a dollar!

Liberalism... means not taking a real stance on any issue! You do everything in your power to cover all possible bets! If Obama or Pelosi went to a horse track they would bet $1 on every horse to win in order to profit three to four bucks! BUT... he can then go on ABC, NBC, CBS or CNN and claim to have picked the winner in Every Race! (This tactic wouldn't work on the FOX News channel because FOX would point out that he lost 4 to 5 dollars on every race).

Where am I wrong? Anyone can hit a bullseye with a shot gun!